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BURGER KING BOUGHT – BIG THINGS COMING
NEW YORK, NY – The king has a new home – and we’re not talking about LeBron James!
BURGER WARS
NEW YORK, NY – The battle for number one is finally over and the results are in!
MCDONALD’S GAY-THEMED COMMERCIAL
FRANCE – A fast food giant has aired a new commercial that’s gaining a lot of buzz!
HAPPY MEALS BANNED
SANTA CLARA, CA – A popular staple of McDonald’s menu is now illegal in one county!
ALESHA MCMULLEN
KANSAS CITY, MO – A woman has finally been charged for the now infamous trashing of a Missouri McDonald’s!
IMF PREDICTS SEVERE RECESSION
WASHINGTON, DC – The IMF predicts a shrinking world economy over the next few years. This troubling news sent lard and cornmeal futures skyrocketing.
HOW TO RECESSION-PROOF YOUR HOME
Be prepared for anything the economy throws at you with these handy tips.
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
