NEW YORK, NY – The king has a new home – and we’re not talking about LeBron James!
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ALESHA MCMULLEN
KANSAS CITY, MO – A woman has finally been charged for the now infamous trashing of a Missouri McDonald’s!
IMF PREDICTS SEVERE RECESSION
WASHINGTON, DC – The IMF predicts a shrinking world economy over the next few years. This troubling news sent lard and cornmeal futures skyrocketing.
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated