RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens and a dictator.
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KANYE WEST HAITI TELETHON
LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West was banned from tonight’s Haiti benefit telethon. West has decided to hold his own one-man benefit instead.
KANYE WEST ANNOUNCES COMEBACK
LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West held a press conference this week, vowing to make a musical comeback. Unfortunately he interrupted himself several times throughout the meeting.
ED ANGER: "JOE WILSON FOR PRESIDENT!"
I’ve been feeling pretty low these days, watching this great country of mine go down the eco-friendly toilet like a dirty wad of scratchy recycled toilet paper!
MIA PREGNANT, GIVES BIRTH AT GRAMMYS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Going ahead with her plans to perform at the Grammy Awards last night, MIA spontaneously gave birth on stage to much applause.
McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE
CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.