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CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
ELECTRONIC TATTOO
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.
MURDOCH HACKED OBAMA
LONDON – Investigators revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s News of The World has been hacking Obama’s blackberry.
OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
