HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!

Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. Hillary first fell for P’Lod in 1993 not long after her husband’s first year in office. “She felt very closed in at The White House. …

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OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued an Executive Order to immediately begin carving his face on Mount Rushmore. ┬áThe President feels that this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South …

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