LITTLE ROCK, AR – Bill Clinton wants to be President again and thinks The Constitution should be amended so he can run in 2012.

NEW YORK, NY – Anthony Weiner has finally made his wife’s boss, Hillary Clinton, happy.

NEW YORK – Anthony Weiner’s wife had enough. She’s filed for divorce from the former Congressman.

NEW YORK – Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner’s wife, announced that she is running for his Congressional seat.

WASHINGTON, DC – Huma Abedin returned from overseas and grilled Anthony Weiner. He’s done.

WASHINGTON, DC – Rumors are swirling on the internet that Weiner may be providing cover for Hillary’s love interest.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!

SPRINGFIELD, IL – Wisconsin Democrats are still on the run! But WWN found them hiding out in a brothel in southern Illinois.

HOLLYWOOD – Osama Bin Laden is set to make a cameo appearance in the The Hangover 2!

NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.