ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game. But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!
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FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
SAN JOSE – Monday night saw the season premiere of “I’m a Celebrity… Get me Out of Here!” Taking a chance, producers cast America’s Favorite Mutant, Bat Boy!
TAX EXTENSION FOR BAT BOY
CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!
SOMETHING FOR EVERY BAT BOY
BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.
BAT BOY THE MUSICAL
“Big laughs…It’s remarkable what intelligent wit can accomplish – a jaggedly imaginative mix of skewering humor and energetic glee.” NY Times
STANFORD FOUND BY BAT BOY
ARLINGTON, VA – Billionaire-on-the-run Allen Stanford has been located and taken into custody, all thanks to Bat Boy.
BAT BOY BLAMED FOR JOAQUIN’S BEHAVIOR
UPDATE: As Weekly World News previously revealed, Joaquin Phoenix decided to partner with Bat Boy in his new musical career. And now Joaquin’s friends are blaming his odd behavior on the little mutant!