Oscar winning actress Elizabeth Taylor died today at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Hospital. She was 79.
Monthly Archives: March 2011
TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.
NEW YORK – Chris Brown punched out three cameramen and two production assistants after his appearance on Good Morning America.
SHANGHAI – The Chinese have invented the most fuel efficient car in the world – an electric shoe car!
HOUSTON – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.
SANTIAGO, Chile – Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.
LOS ANGELES – Kelly Geiting is the heaviest person ever to complete the LA marathon.
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.
GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.