Monthly Archives: March 2011

LIZ TAYLOR TRIBUTE

By Hideaki Tailor on March 23, 2011

Oscar winning actress Elizabeth Taylor died today at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Hospital. She was 79.

By Tap Vann on March 23, 2011

TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.

By Frank Lake on March 22, 2011

NEW YORK – Chris Brown punched out three cameramen and two production assistants after his appearance on Good Morning America.

By Frank Lake on March 22, 2011

SHANGHAI – The Chinese have invented the most fuel efficient car in the world – an electric shoe car!

By Tap Vann on March 22, 2011

HOUSTON – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.

By Frank Lake on March 21, 2011

SANTIAGO, Chile – Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.

By Tap Vann on March 21, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Kelly Geiting is the heaviest person ever to complete the LA marathon.

By J.B. Smitts on March 21, 2011

OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.

By Frank Lake on March 21, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.

By Tap Vann on March 20, 2011

GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.