March 2011

LIZ TAYLOR TRIBUTE

March 23, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

Oscar winning actress Elizabeth Taylor died today at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Hospital. She was 79.

March 23, 2011 by Tap Vann

TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.

March 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Chris Brown punched out three cameramen and two production assistants after his appearance on Good Morning America.

March 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

SHANGHAI – The Chinese have invented the most fuel efficient car in the world – an electric shoe car!

March 22, 2011 by Tap Vann

OLD TOWN SPRING, TX – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.

March 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

SANTIAGO, Chile –Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.

March 21, 2011 by Tap Vann

LOS ANGELES – Kelly Geiting is the heaviest person ever to complete the LA marathon.

March 21, 2011 by WWN Staff

OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.

October 13, 2021March 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.

March 20, 2011 by Tap Vann

GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.