Monthly Archives: February 2011

WISCONSIN DEMS HIDE OUT IN BROTHEL!

By Frank Lake on February 21, 2011

SPRINGFIELD, IL – Wisconsin Democrats are still on the run! But WWN found them hiding out in a brothel in southern Illinois.

By Ed Anger on February 20, 2011

I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

By Tap Vann on February 19, 2011

LAKE WINDERMERE, UK – Britain now has its own Loch Ness Monster!

By J.B. Smitts on February 19, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!

By Pierce Blodyn on February 18, 2011

LOS ANGELES, CA – Justin Bieber weighs in on US health care and abortion.

By Elsa Akesson on February 18, 2011

YANGON, Myanmar – A 16-month-old girl has been recognized as the world record holder for total fingers and toes – 26!

By Pierce Blodyn on February 18, 2011

SOUTH BEACH, Miami – The Jersey Devil is spotted taking a break from the harsh NJ winter.

By Elsa Akesson on February 18, 2011

OCALA, FL – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.

By Tap Vann on February 17, 2011

SHANGHAI – A Chinese magician is under attack by animal rights groups for his synchronized goldfish act!

By J-Train on February 17, 2011

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!