NYC: THREE REPTILES CAPTURED – MANIGATOR CLOSE BY
NEW YORK, NY – Manigator is touring the Big Apple and he’s brought some friends with him!
Monthly Archives: August 2010
CHICAGO O’HARE AIRPORT UFO SIGHTING
CHICAGO, IL – Another UFO sighting has fueled speculation that we are not alone!
FREEDOM OF SPEECH – $300 IN PHILLY
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Freedom of Speech comes at a price in one city!
MISS MEXICO WINS, DEPORTED BY SHERIFF JOE
LAS VEGAS – Miss Mexico was crowned Miss Universe and soon after was deported by I.C.E.
THE BOWL OF JOHN AND YOKO
LIVERPOOL – John Lennon’s toilet goes on sale today. Fans are flush with porcelain dreams.
EPIC TRAFFIC JAM IN CHINA – LARISSA RIQUELME TO BLAME
CHINA – Nobody likes being stuck in traffic – but a nine day traffic jam is a different story!
FRESHMAN 15 NOW FRESHMAN 50
SAN ANTONIO – Medical researchers have determined that college freshmen will gain, on average, 50 pounds.
DEATH PENALTY FOR BP – ACCORDING TO BRAD PITT
NEW YORK, NY – If it were up to Brad Pitt – BP would have to face some serious consequences!
NEW JENNIFER ANISTON FILM BOMBS – TIME FOR CHANGE
NEW YORK, NY – After another bomb at the box office, it might be time for one actress to pursue a new direction!
KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY
LOS ANGELES – Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.
