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Month: August 2009

ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE SISSY

August 20, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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In this week’s installment, we examine the life of the most misunderstood of these lesser known saints.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags all saints thursday, less popular saints, lesser known saints

RUSH LIMBAUGH BARNEY FRANK JOKE

August 20, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – Barney Frank has challenged Rush Limbaugh to a duel of one-liners.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags barney frank, rush limbaugh

ALIEN BIBLE FOUND

August 19, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

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HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God…

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, bible

NORA THE PIANO PLAYING CAT

August 19, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

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CHERRY HILL, NJ – A piano playing cat called Nora has taken the world by storm!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cherry hill, new jersey, Poll, Videos

CELINE DION PREGNANT

August 19, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

MONTREAL – Celine Dion announced yesterday that she is pregnant, with an alien baby!

Categories Celebs Tags celine dion

ED ANGER SAYS: LOGOS MUST GO-GO!

August 19, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m madder a cow with a burned behind!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags communist-in-chief, jfk, nixon, teleprompter kid

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE CURSED

September 5, 2024August 18, 2009 by Marge Floori

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If you life seems to be one tragedy after another. It could be because someone has put a curse on you from beyond the grave!

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Categories Occult, TopStory Tags cursed

MICHELLE OBAMA SHORT SHORTS

August 18, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

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WASHINGTON, DC – After her husband’s first fashion faux pas, First Lady Michelle Obama has apparently committed her own.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags michelle obama, michelle obama dress, Michelle Obama Style, obama vacation, obama vineyard

TOM DELAY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

August 18, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – Tom DeLay has announced he will be appearing on Dancing with the Stars.

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Categories Politics

NEPENTHES ATTENBOROUGHII

June 15, 2021August 18, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

MANILA – Scientists have discovered a rat-eating plant in the Philippines, and named it after Sir David Attenborough!

Categories Animals, Science
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