My red, white and blue blood is boiling over what Obama said about Rush Limbaugh! At a meeting with Republican leaders, our new Communist-in-Chief said, “You just can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done.”
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LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!
NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.
Many people work side by side with space aliens who look human – but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs.
PARIS – Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to the hospital this week after being attacked by his white Maltese poodle, Sumo.
WASHINGTON, DC – The ever eloquent Jessica Alba called Bill O’Reilly an “a-hole” during an inaugural party, and the proud pundit is taking it to the streets.
LEXINGTON, KY – Despite repeated comparisons, Abraham Lincoln was more different from Barack Obama than you ever could have imagined.
WASHINGTON, DC – Continuing the tradition, outgoing President Bush left a personal note to the new President Obama in the Oval Office.
WASHINGTON, DC – Bat Boy and Obatma brought their usual mischief to President Obama’s inaugural celebration.