PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!
Monthly Archives: December 2008
HUP PA TARD, THAILAND – The dragon millipede has come out as the first openly gay insect in the world!
CLEVELAND, OH – The Cleveland Browns are on the look-out for a new leader after Coach Crennel went missing under supernatural circumstances.
LHASA, TIBET – Playgirl Tibet refuses to apologize for the cover of their December issue, featuring a scantily clad and sexy Buddha.
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
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NEW YORK, NY – As a means of celebrating both Christmas and Britney’s recent success, the bat pair have done the unthinkable.
OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.
ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.