PhD APE TO COUNSEL SCAM VICTIMS
PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!
Monthly Archives: December 2008
DRAGON MILLIPEDE COMES OUT OF CLOSET
HUP PA TARD, THAILAND – The dragon millipede has come out as the first openly gay insect in the world!
BROWNS COACH MISSING
CLEVELAND, OH – The Cleveland Browns are on the look-out for a new leader after Coach Crennel went missing under supernatural circumstances.
PLAYGIRL BUDDHA SPARKS OUTRAGE
LHASA, TIBET – Playgirl Tibet refuses to apologize for the cover of their December issue, featuring a scantily clad and sexy Buddha.
BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!
OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 15, 2008
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!
BAT DUO CLIMBS ROCKEFELLER TREE
NEW YORK, NY – As a means of celebrating both Christmas and Britney’s recent success, the bat pair have done the unthinkable.
“MANIGATOR DUNDEE” SNUBBED
OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.
COOPER COURTED BY SHARK
ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.
