A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS March 1st, 2024. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru (also known as Planet X) is heading toward Earth at an accelerated speed. “I have been studying Nibiru for the last 25 years. There’s a … READ MORE
…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict the Earth will stop spinning altogether in as little as three years! The slowdown will lead to steadily longer days and nights and could cause … READ MORE
NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did not know what the reason was for God’s actions, but they are confident it was him (or her). These asteroids will start slamming into Earth … READ MORE
Intergalactic travelers have taken a different approach to takeover.
After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.
NASA confirmed that three alien spaceships are on track to arrive in Earth’s atmosphere at the end of November, 2011.
