NORTH CAROLINA – BigFoot was spotted – and videotaped – in North Carolina!
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BIGFOOT SNAGS A BRIDESMAID
GAULEY, WV – At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN NORTH CAROLINA
CLEVELAND COUNTY, NC – The search for Bigfoot has been reignited after one man claims spotting the mythical creature!
BIGFOOT DIET
BUGGY CREEK, GA — A Bigfoot fan has come forward to reveal the Bigfoot weight-loss plan he discovered!
SARAH PALIN LEAVES GOVERNORS MANSION
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin, having resigned from being Alaska’s governor, is moving out of the governor’s mansion. To help speed the process she is holding an enormous yard sale.
SARAH PALIN'S NEW JOB
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.
GOVERNOR SANFORD'S AFFAIR
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
SARAH PALIN’S PORTFOLIO COVER
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin has landed the cover of Portfolio’s April 2009 issue with a photo of her wearing a Bigfoot skin coat, and she is not pleased.
JENNIFER SIEBEL NEWSOM’S THREESOME
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!
SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED
SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.