WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…
osama bin laden
WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN?
NEW YORK, NY – Researchers have been using satellite-aided georgaphical analysis to pinpoint Osama bin Laden’s location, but he may be closer than they think.
ED ANGER SAYS: THE KENNEDYS NEED TO SHUT UP!
I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!