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MACRON GETS SHOVED BY HIS … WIFE?!

June 2, 2025 by Ed Anger

By me, Ed Anger, Who Ain’t Never Been Pushed Around by Nobody, Not Even My Ex-Wife (Well, Maybe Once) I’m so mad I could punch a mime! I just saw a clip of French President Emmanuel Macron—aka Monsieur Macaroon—getting SHOVED by his wife like a scrawny altar boy who forgot to do the dishes. That’s … READ MORE

Categories Ed Anger, Headlines Tags brigitte, france, macron, shove

GHOST KICKED OUT OF CEMETERY

February 24, 2020October 24, 2013 by Marge Floori

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PARIS – Authorities took the corpse of a woman out of one cemetery and buried it in another – because her screaming ghost was disturbing neighbors!

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Categories Paranormal Tags france, ghosts, paris

FASTEST ROCKET-POWERED BICYCLE!

May 24, 2013 by Frank Lake

A French cyclist broke the land speed record by reaching 163 MPH on a rocket-powered bicycle.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags france, land speed record

FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU

January 29, 2013 by Frank Lake

French forces took Timbuktu and put an end to 10 months of al Qaeda rule in the historic desert city.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags al qaeda, france, French, sarkozy

END OF WORLD CONFIRMED

December 20, 2012 by Frank Lake

Mayan archaeologists met in Guatemala and confirmed the end date for the Mayan Prophecy is December 21, 2012.  That’s when the world will end.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apocalypse, archaeology, Bugarach, doomsday, end of world, france, guatemala, maya, Maya calendar, Maya civilization, mayan, Mayan Prophecy, Mayans, new jersey, Prophecy

SAVE YOURSELF: GET ON THE DOOMSDAY MOTHERSHIP

December 11, 2012 by Frank Lake

Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth when the world ends on 12.21.12.

Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, December 21 2012, earth, france, Maya civilization, mayan, Mayan Prophecy, Mayans, mothership, neptune, united states, Zeeba, Zeebans

MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE

December 4, 2012 by Frank Lake

The Mayans announced today that when the world ends on December 21, 2012 – France will survive!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bugarach, close encounters of the third kind, france, Steven Spielberg, Unidentified Flying Object

STRAUSS-KAHN RELEASED; HEADS TO MASSAGE PARLOR

July 1, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Courtney Cox, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, france, French, Imf, International Monetary Fund, maid, new york city, prime minister, rape, Strauss-Kahn, Supreme Court

TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

May 19, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – Donald Trump will run for President in France next year.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags celebrity apprentice, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, donald trump, france, IMG, Republican nomination, sarkozy

ED ANGER SAYS, "OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!"

March 20, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags duke, Ed Anger, france, Gaddafi, Interior Design, Libya, NCAA, president barack obama, Rio, rio de janeiro, sarkozy
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