Bat Boy Archives

STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS

July 3, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

BERNARD MADOFF'S SENTENCING

June 30, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff was sentenced yesterday for committing the biggest ponzi scheme in history. The courts are insuring he serves as much time as possible.

I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE

June 2, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

SAN JOSE – Monday night saw the season premiere of “I’m a Celebrity… Get me Out of Here!” Taking a chance, producers cast America’s Favorite Mutant, Bat Boy!

LAST MINUTE MOTHERS DAY GIFT IDEAS

May 8, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

Mother’s Day is upon us and, like every year, it has snuck up without warning.

TERROR WATCH LIST INCLUDES BAT BOY

May 7, 2009 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON, DC – The Department of Justice has concluded that the FBI’s “Terror Watch List” has more than 24,000 Americans, including Bat Boy, incorrectly included.