LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!
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MEGHAN MCCAIN TWITTER
CHARLESTON, WV – Meghan McCain has come under fire for releasing racy photos of herself on Twitter. Bat Boy has vowed revenge on her detractors.
BAT BOY CAPTURED!
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Hollywood Reporter is claiming Weekly World News and several of its mutants have been taken by CAA and DreamWorks TV!
DANNY GRANGER'S BATCAVE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – NBA player Danny Granger is moving forward with his elaborate house plans, which include a batcave!
OBAMA FIRST PITCH
ST. LOUIS, MO – President Obama threw out the first pitch at the 2009 All-Star Game. But a certain little mutant made off with the ball!
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.