BREAKING NEWS – Fox is developing the Weekly World News television show!
Bat Boy
PERSON OF THE YEAR
NEW YORK – Weekly World News announces Man and Woman of the Year: Dr. Dylan Evans and Dr. Rossana Kennedy.
METEOR SHOWERS
The world’s greatest display of meteor showers – the Geminids – has begun. And some scientists are worried.
ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING
The Rockefeller Christmas Tree will be lit tonight. And this year it features — Bat Boy ornaments!
CYBER-MONDAY PARTY AT WWN STORE!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber-Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
BAT BOY BALLOON
NEW YORK – Bat Boy fans, take to the streets! The mutant’s balloon has been removed from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!
BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS!
HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!