I’m madder than an armless guy at the slot machines!
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JON VOIGHT SPEECH
In a speech at a Republican fundraising event, Jon Voight decried Barack Obama as a false prophet. He then declared himself the new savior of America.
OBAMA AND CHAVEZ NOT BFFs
CARACAS – President Obama and Hugo Chavez met for the first time earlier this week. Yesterday, video surfaced of Obama telling Chavez to stop calling him.
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
OBAMA OPENS DOORS TO CUBA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba. The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.
QUEEN’S IPOD
LONDON – During President Obama’s first meeting with Queen Elizabeth II, he presented her with a gift: an iPhone filled with tokens of American culture.
UPDATE: NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
UPDATE – Several priests from around the country are voicing their skepticism at Obama converting to Catholicism for 24 hours.