ARGENTINA -Positive confirmation of alien life may have been discovered in a lake!
Aliens
FIND A JOB, ON MARS!
RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed. There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING CRASHED
RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens and a dictator.
ALIENS THROW METEORITES AT BOSNIAN MAN
BELGRADE – A Bosnian man claims he is being targeted by aliens after a sixth meteorite strikes his house.
HOW TO FIND ALIENS: PHOTOSYNTHESIS
Scientists have a new method for determining if there are Earth-like planets in the galaxy. If they find photosynthesis , they might find life.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.
MEL CALLED BACK TO ALIEN MOTHERSHIP
LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.
KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY TEAM ALIEN
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.