SAN FRANCISCO – Aliens were seen driving the electric cars at a NASA base. The aliens seemed to approve of the design and speed of the cars.
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ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
BUY YOUR OWN UFO!
NEW YORK – The world is in crisis. Now is the time to head for another planet. Buy a UFO and go!
UFO FOUND ON OCEAN FLOOR
An ocean exploration team led by Swedish researcher Peter Lindberg has found a crashed flying saucer.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
ALIEN CONCERT FOR END OF WORLD
DENVER – A all-star concert for extraterrestrials is being planned for 2012 – the apocalypse.