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Aquatic Pit Bull

September 9, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Here comes a terrifying new breed of mutant creature — half goldfish, half piranha!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags animals, brazil, fish, pets

Russians Train Mummy Air Force

September 9, 2008 by Marge Floori

Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags air force, cia, cover-up, Department of Defense, government, moscow, mummies, mummy, Russia, spy

God Fires Warning Shots

September 8, 2008 by Marge Floori

An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags apocalypse, god, greece, international, religion

Bigfoot Captured in Catskills

September 8, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

U.S. put on terror alert!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags al qaeda, Bigfoot, catskill mountains, comedy club, homeland security, new york, osama bin laden

Nude Women to Protect San Francisco

September 5, 2008 by Marge Floori

“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags california, golden gate bridge, homeland security, nude, religion, san francisco

Monkey-Angelo Artistic Genius Uncovered

September 5, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

ROME, Italy — Following the announcement of the discovery of the Gnome of St. Peter, the Vatican has recently uncovered a trove of unknown Renaissance sculptures deep within the vaults of St. Symian’s Cathedral.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags history, international, italy, monkey, monkeys, moses, pope, rome, sculpture, vatican

Drums Attack!

September 4, 2008 by Tap Vann

“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags california, drums, ghosts, haunted, music

Giant Lobster Attacks Diver

September 4, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Colossal mutations declare war on humans, warns scientist!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags animals, atlantic ocean, diver, lobster, lobsters, maine, ocean, scientist

Seniors Have Prescription Drug Plan of Their Own

September 3, 2008 by Marge Floori

The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.

Categories Headlines Tags aarp, buffalo, drugs, new york

Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes

September 3, 2008 by Marge Floori

Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags missouri, religion
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