Here comes a terrifying new breed of mutant creature — half goldfish, half piranha!
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.
ROME, Italy — Following the announcement of the discovery of the Gnome of St. Peter, the Vatican has recently uncovered a trove of unknown Renaissance sculptures deep within the vaults of St. Symian’s Cathedral.
“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”
The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!
