Weekly World News

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

January 1, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.

December 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.

December 18, 2022December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

December 23, 2008 by Marge Floori

No matter if you’re human, mutant or alien, we here at Weekly World News want to wish you happy holidays!

December 23, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.

December 19, 2008 by Marge Floori

Bat Boy was kind enough to send the Weekly World News staff his holiday card this year. What a nice little bat boy!

December 18, 2022December 18, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

December 18, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – Having been released on bail, Bernie Madoff is now open game for Bat Boy!

December 16, 2008 by Marge Floori

HUP PA TARD, THAILAND – The dragon millipede has come out as the first openly gay insect in the world!

December 15, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

LHASA, TIBET – Playgirl Tibet refuses to apologize for the cover of their December issue, featuring a scantily clad and sexy Buddha.