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COOPER COURTED BY SHARK

December 12, 2008 by Carl Woodward

ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags anderson cooper, anderson cooper 360, atlanta, australia, georgia, great white shark, shark, sharks

PhD APE JUNIOR!

December 11, 2008 by Garrett Hawley

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Weekly World News is proud to announce the birth of PhD Ape’s first gorilla child!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags california, oj simpson, phd ape, san francisco

SARAH PALIN'S CHRISTMAS CARD

December 9, 2008 by Marge Floori

The Anonymous group has once again hacked into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account and provided Weekly World News with the first look at her upcoming Christmas card!

Categories Headlines Tags palin, sarah palin

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IN TALKS TO BUY TRIBUNE

December 9, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

CHICAGO, IL – Sam Zell has met privately with an Alien contingent representing the interests of Weekly World News.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, dubai, merrill lynch

JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!

December 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, ben bernanke, federal reserve, i robot, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, robert, us treasury, wall street

STONER MUMMY ATTACKS

December 5, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

LUXOR, EGYPT – A team of Archaeologists was attacked after removing an ancient marijuana stash from a priest’s tomb.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags egypt, excavation, junk food, marijuana, mummies, phish, pot, twinkies, yo gabba gabba

BEASTIE BAT BOYS

December 2, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, brooklyn, hip-hop, intergalactic, mosquitoes, new york, vegan

BURRESS BLAMES LEPRECHAUN FOR INJURY

December 2, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

NEW YORK, NY – Plaxico Burress has finally admitted who – or what – he was aiming at when he accidentally shot himself.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burress, burress shot, giants, john thomas, new york, nightclub, plaxico burress, plaxicoburress, seamus o'shaughnessy

PhD APE LENDS SHOULDER TO BRITNEY

December 1, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA – After revealing herself in the MTV documentary “Britney: For the Record”, Britney Spears turned to an old friend for support.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags britney for the record, britney spears, britneyspears, california, los angeles, mtv, paparazzi, phd ape

CHAOS CLOUD TAKES ON THAILAND

November 26, 2008 by Lena Barker

BANGKOK, THAILAND – The Chaos Cloud is apparently unhappy over the uproar in Bangkok’s airport.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bangkok, chaos cloud, chaoscloud, thailand
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