NEW YORK – Solar bikinis are going to be the rage in the summer of 2012!
WOMAN MARRIES BUILDING
SEATTLE – A woman has decided to marry a 107-year-old building. She already has a “civil union” with the building.
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TWITTER SHUTTING DOWN
Rumors are swirling that Twitter is going to shut down due to the censorship rules that governments are placing on them.
GINGRICH: “I’M GOING TO COLONIZE THE MOON”
Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon in two years and it make it the 51st State, if Newt becomes President.
LIAM NEESON CONVERTS TO ISLAM?
Irish actor, Liam Neeson has reportedly given up on his Catholic faith and is converting to Islam.
BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
