WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has approved the addition of two days to the month of February in the 2012 calendar.
CLEVELAND VOLCANO ERUPTS
CLEVELAND, OH – The 5,676-foot-peak, located 40 miles outside Cleveland erupted this morning.
ALIEN MATTER INVADING OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
NASA spacecrafts have directly observed alien particles that came from beyond our solar system.
L.A. REAL ESTATE AGENTS USE PREDATOR DRONES
The Los Angeles Police Department is taking action to stop local real estate agents from using predator drones against each other.
SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
ALIENS DROPPING BLUE GOO ON ENGLAND!
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
SCIENTISTS PREDICT COMING ICE AGE!!
According to the world’s top scientists the world hasn’t warmed in 15 years and we are headed for a new ice age!
MAN EATS HIS WEIGHT AT MIAMI’S TOP BBQ
MIAMI – A man set the world record for eating meat (in pounds) at Miami’s premier BBQ restaurant.