LOS ANGELES – Rumors out of Los Angeles are that Kim and Kris made several sex tapes during their 72-day marriage.
Year: 2011
FEDS SEIZE MAN'S PRIZED TUNA
CAPE COD – A man caught a giant bluefin tuna and five hours later, the U.S. Government seized it because of a regulation violation.
MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES
MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!
ALIEN SPACESHIP DIVES INTO SCOTTISH SEA
FORT WILLIAM, SCOTLAND – An alien spaceship flew into the Angus Sea off Scotland yesterday
ALIEN SPACESHIPS APPROACHING EARTH!
WASHINGTON – As predicted, three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet within ten days!
TIM TEBOW CONVERTS TO JUDAISM
DENVER – Sources say Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, decided to convert to Judaism.
OBAMA TO SEND MARINES TO AUSTRALIA
CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.