Mars Rover Archives

DINOSAURS FOUND ON MARS

September 2, 2024October 4, 2022 by Tap Vann

THERE’S life on Mars — and it’s enormous!

SELF-ISOLATING WITH THE MARS ROVER Where did Hillary go during the virus outbreak? The Weekly World News has exclusive information on her whereabouts. Hillary Clinton was spotted on Mars reading children’s books to the NASA Mars rover Opportunity. When asked about the unusual storytime, Hillary answered, “I just can’t handle all the craziness on Earth. … READ MORE

MARTIANS ATTACK MARS ROVER!

August 6, 2012 by Frank Lake

Two hours after the Mars Rover landed on the Red Plant, Martians began firing on it.

MARS ROVER

April 30, 2012 by Frank Lake

HOUSTON, Texas — The Mars Exploration Rover Spirit has contacted NASA with some incredible news. It hasn’t just found water on Mars — it’s found a fortune cookie! The roving robot runs on solar power, and since it is currently unexposed to sunlight during the Martian winter, scientists weren’t expecting to receive a transmission from … READ MORE

ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.26)

November 26, 2011 by Frank Lake

CAPE CANAVERAl, FL – NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!