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LOCH NESS MONSTER SIGNS WITH DISNEY!
“WHY SHOULD GODZILLA MAKE ALL THE MONEY?” Scotland’s Loch Ness is most famous for its legendary and very reclusive monster. But all that is about to change. Nessie has signed … READ MORE
DISNEY BEGINS PRODUCTION OF MAD TEA PARTY THRILLER
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Production on Disney’s Mad Tea Party reportedly began in Anaheim California this week. The gritty, live-action film will be Disney’s first film with an R rating. Steven … READ MORE
500-HP BUGGY!
A 500 horsepower buggy takes on a one of the world’s most treacherous rock wall – Viagra Hill!
KIM JONG-UN MARRIES MINNIE MOUSE
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Mickey Mouse and North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, married on state TV.
UFOS AND DISNEY
The role played by Hollywood in shaping our views on alien life has long been debated in the UFO community.
WALT DISNEY'S FROZEN HEAD STOLEN
GLENDALE, CA – Seven thieves broke into the Glendale Cryogenics Labratory and stole Walt Disney’s frozen head!
CELEBRATION MURDERER ESCAPES JAIL!
CELEBRATION, FL – The man responsible for the murder escaped prison. Now he’s on the loose with a gang of costumed murderers!
TAYLOR SWIFT HOSTAGE CRISIS
BURBANK, CA – Taylor Swift and her Label have been working overtime defending her lackluster performance at the Grammys.