MAYO CLINIC – Doctors have confirmed that brain cancer can be cured with Super Glue.
Month: December 2010
BRITAIN CANCELS CHRISTMAS
LONDON – Due to arctic conditions and a massive blizzard – Great Britain has canceled Christmas.
LUNAR ECLIPSE
ILLINOIS — There’s magic in the air. This year’s winter solstice will coincide with a full lunar eclipse in a union that hasn’t been seen in 456 years.
$11000 GUITAR
NEW YORK – Jake Gyllenhaal bought an $11,000 guitar for his new girlfriend, Taylor Swift, on her 21st birthday.
PIG HEAD PREDICTS FUTURE
METLATONOC, Mexico – Woman shocked when severed pig’s head predicts future, thousands flock to town.
PRINCE WILLIAM HAD AFFAIR WITH SNOOKI
LONDON – England was rocked today after learning that Prince William had an affair with Jersey Shore’s Snooki last summer!
