I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!
COLUMBIA, SC – A severely obese man stayed in his recline for almost eight months before passing away.
BRAZIL – The contestants got catty at this year’s Miss Brasil Gay when one contestant went after the winner’s wig!
LONDON – A set of British parents believe they have seen Michael Jackson in their baby’s ultrasound!
NEW YORK, NY – The New Oxford American Dictionary has picked their word of the year: ‘unfriend’!
ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!
PARIS – For the second time, People Magazine awarded Johnny Depp with the coveted title. Weekly World News followed Mr. Depp for a day in the life of the world’s sexiest man.
SAN DIEGO, CA – An elderly man nicknamed the “Geezer Bandit” is believed to have robbed five different banks!
