MACABRE MANITOBA BEAVERS TURN GRAVE ROBBERS A tip from Canadian buckwheat farmer Bertie Gourdeau led Weekly World News to a grisly discovery. It is at the edge of his sprawling property: a 200-meter-long beaver dam made entirely from human bones. Countless skulls, femurs, ribs, limbs with grasping hands still intact, and even artificial hips were … READ MORE
Does Phil the Hedgehog really predict when spring will start? After years of adventure and excitement, Phil the hedgehog of “Punxsutawney Phil” fame has finally decided it was time to retire. He had been the star of The Groundhog Club’s Inner Circle, thrilling audiences on Gobbler’s Knob by having to get out of bed every … READ MORE
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the streets. Eyewitnesses say that over the last three weeks, the pack of dogs grew from two to over forty. At first, the authorities thought it … READ MORE
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.
FEROCIOUS BEAST LEAVES TRAIL OF TERROR IN DEEP SOUTH! A savage, snarling werewolf has escaped from prison! The werewolf viciously attacked seven cops and overturned a police cruiser in Mobile, Ala., four months ago has escaped. He is now leaving a trail of terror across the Deep South. Eyewitnesses have reported seeing the ferocious wolfman … READ MORE
If your cat’s baffling behavior sometimes seems out of this world, there could be a good reason — your spaceD-out kitty may hail from Mars! Scientists say that 1 in 10 American house cats appear to be from Mars. A number of Martian cats were recently photographed on the Red Planet by the Hubble telescope. … READ MORE
HE DOVE ACROSS A LARGE STREAM, FOUGHT THE BEAST OFF WITH HIS BARE HANDS! If you are looking for good news these days, here is a story of bravery that will warm your heart. Late yesterday afternoon, near Great Barrington, Massachusetts in the Berkshires, Joe C. was walking his chickens when he heard two young … READ MORE
“WE ARE SO SCREWED,” SAYS THE MAYOR The town of Slackjaw, South Dakota has seen its share of hard times. It’s been pummeled by summer thunderstorms, has skirted swarms of tornadoes and has faced winter blizzards. But when a sinkhole opened on Main Street, sucking up six cars and the local farmer’s market, the town … READ MORE
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is about to address the members of the Emotional Support Animal Union. “Fellow Comfort Creatures…” Pickles takes a long pause for effect, “We didn’t sign up for this! Many of you thought it would be an 8 hour a day job, … READ MORE
“MUCH TO OUR SURPRISE, THEY SEEM TO BE FREQUENTING MUSIC CLUBS.” Dr. Atlas Mulrooney, a renowned British zoologist, has long predicted that, should humans recede from their cities and towns, the animals pushed out of their old habitats would return to repopulate those deserted sites. He just didn’t know the extent of it. “What I … READ MORE