HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO!
It has been several months since Hormel Foods Corporation CEO, David Crotty was dragged into …
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US CORPORATIONS RECRUITING EMPLOYEES THROUGH SUPERNATURAL METHODS!
Finding qualified, stable employees has been a challenge for companies across the US over the …
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WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ON AMERICAN TOUR!
HER LIFE STORY FINALLY COMES OUT It is a marvelous time to be alive. Elaine, …
TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED!
One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. …
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO!
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old …
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FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR!
Americans Finally Get The Guidance They Need On Salad Choices WASHINGTON D.C.- For the last …
TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing …
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE!
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is …
THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS!
Dark rumors about a creature capable of existing in the dead waters of The Great …
THUNDERDOME GROCERY STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
“We are open, the building has been recently renovated, and the shelves are fully stocked! …