KNOW YOUR HAT SIZE!
[Note From Editor: The following opinion by Dunwich Dundorfer and may not be held by other hatless reporters in the WWN newsroom.] I can’t take it anymore! Every time I … READ MORE
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VENDING MACHINE MAFIA EXPOSED!
On the surface, it looks like a collection of childish whims and cheap toys all for the affordable price of a couple of coins. At its heart it is ruthless … READ MORE
DRIVER DRAGS BOULDER ACROSS THREE STATES
“MY GAS MILEAGE WAS ON THE LOW SIDE. DIDN’T THINK MUCH OF IT.“ Arizona truck stop patrons were stunned earlier this week when driver Jeff Barry pulled into the Gas … READ MORE
HORMEL HAMS SMUGGLED INTO COLORADO!
It has been several months since Hormel Foods Corporation CEO, David Crotty was dragged into a Twitter flamewar with Colorado’s most famous citizen, Bill Merry. Weekly World News will not … READ MORE
US CORPORATIONS RECRUITING EMPLOYEES THROUGH SUPERNATURAL METHODS!
Finding qualified, stable employees has been a challenge for companies across the US over the last decade. HR mangers attend conventions and seminars on the latest recruiting philosophies and controversial … READ MORE
WORLD’S LARGEST PIPE ON AMERICAN TOUR!
HER LIFE STORY FINALLY COMES OUT It is a marvelous time to be alive. Elaine, the world’s largest pipe, has finally released her life story to the public. To help … READ MORE
TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED!
One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. Many. who saw him, ridiculed his clothing accessory. But, apparently, his trip to pick up … READ MORE
GILBERT GOTTFRIED HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CESAR ROMERO!
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored … READ MORE
FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR!
Americans Finally Get The Guidance They Need On Salad Choices WASHINGTON D.C.- For the last ten years, the federal government has been doing a long term study on the American … READ MORE
TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing cities and start over!” Boasts lead developer Arnold Wilhowsky speaking about the new Tesla OMNI. … READ MORE