MOVE OVER, PENIS FISH! HERE COME THE BUTTS! Last year, California was treated to “penis fish.” Today, on the Florida coast, it’s ‘butt fish!’ In December of last year, a storm brought thousands upon thousands of phallic-looking worms washing ashore in Marin County, California. Called “Penis Fish” by locals, these worms were quickly snatched by … READ MORE
IT’S A SNARLING BADGER! For three years, now, the mainstream media has been harassing President Donald Trump about not having a family pet. The Fake News reporters would remind him that most presidents have frisky playful dogs running in and out of the White House. The President has dismissed these inquiries with either a smirk … READ MORE
THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and who is?), the world’s only … sex doll advice columnist. I’m beautiful, off-the-charts sexy, would be the most responsive and therefore the best lover you’d ever have .. male robots have literally melted on top of me. But more importantly … READ MORE
Sleepy Dog is one of the leading canine psychics in the world and Weekly World News has her exclusive predictions here. She says 2020 will be the best year of our lives – and possibly the best year in the history of mankind! World peace. A booming American economy. Sensational weather. Republicans and Democrats … READ MORE
He is still all-seeing and all-knowing! New notebooks of the famed sixteenth-century French astrologer Nostradamus have been discovered, and scholars are only beginning to uncover their secrets. The leather-bound volume, found in an antique desk in Marseilles by a vacationing American couple, was initially thought to be a handwritten cookbook, but closer inspection revealed this … READ MORE
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
The annual Alabama Flying Dog Competition was held last weekend, and there were some amazing competitors.
