LOS ANGELES – Lady Gaga hatched from her egg, but later she got scrambled by Eminem, who laid another egg at the Grammys.
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BOOTY PILLS
LONDON – British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are now taking “Booty Pills” to help out.
BENT WHALE
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.
GLAVIS WHITE DRESS
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan wore a Glavis White Dress to court yesterday and now female defendants across the country are wearing the dress to court!
NBC COMCAST LOGO
LOS ANGELES – After NBC and Comcast merged on Friday, the company created a new logo. They’ve dropped the peacock in favor of Bat Boy.
HU JINTAO GOES TO WASHINGTON
Taiwanese animators are at it again. This time they take on Hu Jintao’s visit to Washington.
340-YEAR-OLD BIBLE
WISCONSIN – A middle school teacher in Wisconsin discovered a 340-year-old Bible, signed by Paul Bunyan.
