CALIFORNIA – Scientists have discovered a 34,000 year old organism. It’s alive… and it’s an alien!
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PARENT ONE, PARENT TWO
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.
SNOOKI BALL DROP
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.
NYC SANITATION DESTROYS CARS
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS – During the blizzard, Mayor Bloomberg ordered the NYC Sanitation Department to destroy cars.