SENDS SHOCKWAVES THROUGH WALL STREET! Weekly World News reports shocking findings from Ph.D. Ape. Among his many talents, he is also a noted economic theorist and has been studying the physics of entrepreneurial egos for decades. Ph.D. Ape’s research has confirmed that egos do indeed have mass and through a range of external metrics, such … READ MORE
Lead to to major vote count delays Weekly World News confirmed that vote-counting delays in several Georgia election districts were the result of a hiring snafu. In the months leading up to the election, a personnel recruiting firm mistakenly advertised for pole workers. Patriotic Georgians quickly inundated the firm with applications. “We were amazed … READ MORE
On Monday June 8th an Idaho man awoke to a shocking transformation – his feet had turned into potatoes! For years friends had joked that Bill Ringwald’s acute love of all things potato would harm him. They worried that his obsession with french fries, chips, waffle fries, skins, baked, home fries, etc. would eventually turn him into … READ MORE
HIS LAST PITCH? PLANS TO GIVE EVERY CITIZEN $5,000 IF ELECTED Channeling Herbert Hoover’s election playbook, Mayor Michael Bloomberg pledged today to pay $5,000 in cash to “each and every citizen of the United States if I am elected as President.” The pledge marks a radical change in strategy for the billionaire’s campaign which has … READ MORE
Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line of flavored Vape products targeted to infants and toddlers in developed nations. The line extension, which featured popular flavors including “Colostrum,” “Mother’s Milk” and “Strained Peaches,” was developed by Kevin Burns who recently resigned as CEO of the troubled vaping … READ MORE
Yonkers, NY police and FBI agents are crediting a YouTube music video in their apprehension of a hacker cell.
The creators of The Book of Mormon have teamed with Salman Rushie for a new broadway musical.
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
