Emily Albertson, Author at Weekly World News

SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5

November 10, 2019November 7, 2019 by Emily Albertson

Weekly World News regularly reviews top tech releases. Major ChatStat updates tend to come like clockwork, but the last six months have seen an acceleration in improvements that is almost certainly the result of sharper competition. Deltax and Moko both moved into sixth-generation products over the summer, and as a result, Riff Studios Studios forged ahead, not … READ MORE

SASQUATCH STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY!

October 7, 2011 by Emily Albertson

SEATTLE, WA- Sasquatch has been accused of bullying: Steals boy’s lunch!

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION

April 7, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.

POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK

March 31, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The hour of gloom has arrived!

POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE

March 24, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.