WHY WAIT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? GET IT NOW BY SELLING YOUR SOUL ! You want power, wealth, a perfect body, great sex with a perfect mate and food that nourishes your body and mind. And you want all your dreams to come true and needs that you can’t wait to have fulfilled. But … READ MORE
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – PETA’s solution to the use of a live groundhog for predicting the coming of spring? Build a robotic one!
…AND WILL COME TO A HALT IN 3 YEARS, WARN SCIENTISTS ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Worried scientists say they have detected a significant slowing of our planet’s rotation — and predict the Earth will stop spinning altogether in as little as three years! The slowdown will lead to steadily longer days and nights and could cause … READ MORE
IT’S THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE LONDON — Does your family seem to be plagued by unusual bad luck, with misfortunes such as bankruptcies, mysterious illnesses, and freak accidents befalling one relative after another? It might not be just bad luck — your family could be suffering under a centuries-old curse, experts warn! “We … READ MORE
800-LB FIGURE COMES TO LIFE AND DELIVERS MESSAGE FROM GOD TO TRUE BELIEVERS. BALLINSPITTLE, IRELAND — Pilgrims are flocking to the local Grotto of the Virgin Mary. Witnesses say a marble statue of the Holy Mother moves and talks like a living being! And proof of the miraculous sightings has been provided by a photographer … READ MORE
YOU CAN SUNBATHE AT 20 DEGREES BELOW ZERO! Swedish scientists have developed an astonishing new pill that renders the human body immune to cold weather, a leading Swiss chemist reports. In a letter to the journal Biology, Dr. Thurleman A. Erben said the Swedes developed the drug to help their armies fight more efficiently in … READ MORE
Creepy Company is delighted to team up again with our reliable friends at Weekly World News to bring you even more officially-licensed items. Our collection launch in the Summer was a newsworthy success, and we’re excited to add more eye-opening items onto the pile. Does your cave need some sprucing up? We recommend our new Bat Boy blanket, a cozy collectible recreating … READ MORE
NEVER BEFORE TEACHINGS & ELECTRIFYING PROPHECIES JERUSALEM — In the mountains outside the city, archaeologists found fragments of a 2,000-year-old letter written by Jesus. Jesus Christ Himself penned the missive, as confirmed by fourteen religious experts. A construction worker brought the tattered, crumbling scroll to authorities after his crew dug it up. An ancient wooden … READ MORE
GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells from America’s Witch — Wiccan high priestess Issa Morgaine All you have to do is print them out, cut them up, and put them in … READ MORE
…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can follow 10 tips to survive in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an enjoyable experience! That’s the assertion of reputed mob enforcer Carmine Gagamante, who spent two weeks in Satan’s domain while in a coma. He … READ MORE