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ALIEN SPACESHIP PASSES SPACE STATION
An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.
FBI MEMO PROVES ALIENS AT ROSWELL!
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
CHARLIE SHEEN HIRES ALIEN AS NEW PUBLICIST
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.
BENT WHALE
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.