Tag Archive | "pirates"

BLACKBEARD’S ANCHOR

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MOREHEAD CITY, N.C. – An anchor from the wreck of the pirate Blackbeard’s flagship has been raised from the ocean floor.

NEW HAMPSHIRE SELLS GUNS TO CHILDREN

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WEST BURKE, NH – Gun shop sells hand gun to an eight year old.

LASERS ATTACK PIRATES

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LONDON – BAE Systems, British based defense company has come up with a green laser that effectively blinds an approaching pirate vessel.

ARRRRRGH! IT’S “TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY”

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Sunday, September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!

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I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!

SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK

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DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.