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CHUPACABRAS KILL MEXICAN SHEEP
Chupacabras are killing sheep across Mexico.
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Four tell-all e-books for the price of one!
MUTANT SPIDERS TERRORIZE NORTH CAROLINA TOWN
MATTHEWS, N.C. — Genetically-mutated spiders have made their way onto the streets of this town!
BAT BOY: THE MUSICAL HITS CUA!
Bat Boy heads to Nation’s Capital to bring his mutant-y goodness to the Catholic University of America!
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BAT BOY SELLS VACATION CAVE
Bat Boy tried living the high life – but he hated it. He’s selling his Vacation Cave. You want it?
CYBER-MONDAY! FREE SHIPPING!* AT WWN STORE!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber-Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
TUNA BOY
NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!
MYSTERY ROADKILL
ALEXANDRIA, MN. – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.
