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JOHN MAYER AT MICHAEL JACKSON’S MEMORIAL
LOS ANGELES, CA – John Mayer performed at Michael Jackson’s memorial last night. Sources confirm that Mayer was never invited and instead snuck in.
CORPSE FLOWER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Thousands have attended the Huntington Botanical Gardens in order to catch a rare glimpse of a blooming corpse flower.
6 SIGNS YOUR DOCTOR IS AN ALIEN
Thousands of aliens are masquerading as doctors in America and the patients who go to them are being subjected to unethical medical treatment, a leading researcher warns.
LINDSAY LOHAN HIT WITH RESTRAINING ORDER
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
JESSICA BIEL IN POWDER BLUE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Jessica Biel is starring in the upcoming film “Powder Blue” as a single-mom stripper. She is now discussing the research and training she did for the role.
CHILD MODEL TO BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY
LOS ANGELES—Citing concerns over the recession in the American economy and the desire to purchase Park Place, a child model asked that she be paid in Monopoly dollars.
POWER PLATE SHAKES UP WORLD’S FATTEST CAT
LOS ANGELES, CA – Partnering with Stevie Nicks and The ShamWOW Guy, Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, is debuting a revolutionary exercise tool to shake off unwanted weight!
OSCARS MONTAGE BOMBS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hollywood’s biggest night was marred by its own vanity when a 32-minute tribute video put most of its celebrity audience to sleep!
BATNEY SPEARS!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Britney Spears has finally broken free of her keepers!
PhD APE LENDS SHOULDER TO BRITNEY
LOS ANGELES, CA – After revealing herself in the MTV documentary “Britney: For the Record”, Britney Spears turned to an old friend for support.
