Tag Archives: Carrie Prejean
PEREZ HILTON OPENS STUFFED ANIMAL ZOO
HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
CARRIE PREJEAN SEX TAPE
WASHINGTON, DC – Congress has begun a full scale federal inquiry into the Carrie Prejean sex tape.
CARRIE PREJEAN TAPE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating that Carrie Prejean made a sex tape. Prejean claims it wasn’t her, but a clone created to discredit her!
SHANNA MOAKLER RESIGNS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Shanna Moakler has resigned as the executive director of the Miss California USA pageant. Instead, she will start her own Miss Nerd USA competition.
CARRIE PREJEAN NAKED PICTURES
LOS ANGELES, CA – Risque photos of Miss USA runner-up and “opposite marriage” defender Carrie Prejean have surfaced on the Internet, but Ms. Prejean is defending her Christian honor.
ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE PEREZ HILTON!
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape! Poor Miss California deserved to win that beauty contest.






