CHESTERTOWN, MD – Frosty the Snowman was hit with pepper spray and arrested during the annual Christmas parade in Maryland.
Monthly Archives: November 2011
The North Koreans and the Iranians have joined the international effort to defend earth against the alien spaceships.
CAPE CANAVERAl, FL – NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!
Three giant alien spaceships are rapidly approaching earth’s atmosphere. Experts predict they will arrive on November 29th.
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!
PERU – An alien mummy was discovered in Peru!
LOS ANGELES – Rumors out of Los Angeles are that Kim and Kris made several sex tapes during their 72-day marriage.
CAPE COD – A man caught a giant bluefin tuna and five hours later, the U.S. Government seized it because of a regulation violation.
MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!