MILEY CYRUS: STONER OF THE YEAR
LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus turned 19 recently and on Saturday night she was given the prestigious Marley Award – for being the biggest stoner of 2011.
Monthly Archives: November 2011
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED
CHESTERTOWN, MD – Frosty the Snowman was hit with pepper spray and arrested during the annual Christmas parade in Maryland.
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.27)
The North Koreans and the Iranians have joined the international effort to defend earth against the alien spaceships.
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.26)
CAPE CANAVERAl, FL – NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.25)
Three giant alien spaceships are rapidly approaching earth’s atmosphere. Experts predict they will arrive on November 29th.
“TWILIGHT” CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
TUNA BOY
NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!
ALIEN SKULL FOUND
PERU – An alien mummy was discovered in Peru!
KIM KARDASHIAN TO RELEASE KRIS HUMPHRIES SEX TAPE?
LOS ANGELES – Rumors out of Los Angeles are that Kim and Kris made several sex tapes during their 72-day marriage.
FEDS SEIZE MAN’S PRIZED TUNA
CAPE COD – A man caught a giant bluefin tuna and five hours later, the U.S. Government seized it because of a regulation violation.
