CHERRY LANE, MD – Frosty the Snowman was hit with pepper spray and arrested during the annual Christmas parade in Maryland.
Month: November 2011
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.27)
The North Koreans and the Iranians have joined the international effort to defend earth against the alien spaceships.
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.26)
CAPE CANAVERAl, FL – NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.25)
Three giant alien spaceships are rapidly approaching earth’s atmosphere. They will be here on November 29th.
"TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
KIM KARDASHIAN TO RELEASE KRIS HUMPHRIES SEX TAPE?
LOS ANGELES – Rumors out of Los Angeles are that Kim and Kris made several sex tapes during their 72-day marriage.
FEDS SEIZE MAN'S PRIZED TUNA
CAPE COD – A man caught a giant bluefin tuna and five hours later, the U.S. Government seized it because of a regulation violation.
MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES
MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!