LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus turned 19 recently and on Saturday night she was given the prestigious Marley Award – for being the biggest stoner of 2011.
Monthly Archives: November 2011
CHESTERTOWN, MD – Frosty the Snowman was hit with pepper spray and arrested during the annual Christmas parade in Maryland.
The North Koreans and the Iranians have joined the international effort to defend earth against the alien spaceships.
CAPE CANAVERAl, FL – NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!
Three giant alien spaceships are rapidly approaching earth’s atmosphere. Experts predict they will arrive on November 29th.
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
NEW JERSEY – A rare mutation happened to Fred Alan on the way to his Thanksgiving feast. His head turned into a Tuna!
PERU – An alien mummy was discovered in Peru!
LOS ANGELES – Rumors out of Los Angeles are that Kim and Kris made several sex tapes during their 72-day marriage.
CAPE COD – A man caught a giant bluefin tuna and five hours later, the U.S. Government seized it because of a regulation violation.