Monthly Archives: March 2011

RADIOACTIVE MILK

By Tap Vann on March 31, 2011

WASHINGTON — High levels of radiation have be found in milk samples in two Western states. Officials say there is a significant public health threat.

By J-Train on March 31, 2011

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

By Pierce Blodyn on March 30, 2011

PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house looks like Hitler

By Frank Lake on March 30, 2011

NEWARK – This is no April’s Fool. A massive winter storm will dump over thirty-five inches on New Jersey on Friday.

By Tap Vann on March 29, 2011

SAN FRANCISCO – Radiation from the Japanese nuclear accident has reached the U.S.!

By Tap Vann on March 29, 2011

MIAMI, FL – An eagle ray weighing 300 pounds landed on top of a woman on a boat in the Florida Keys , throwing her to the deck and pinning her.

By Frank Lake on March 29, 2011

WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!

By Frank Lake on March 28, 2011

LAFAYETTE, CO – Hundreds of people have spotted the UFO hovering over Colorado!

By Frank Lake on March 27, 2011

BRONX, NY – A poisonous Egyptian cobra is on the loose in the Bronx!

By Frank Lake on March 27, 2011

LONDON – Prince William and Kate Middleton have selected their wedding cake: a Dukan Diet cake with a unique cake topper!