GAULEY, WV –Â At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.
Month: July 2010
SEATTLE COPS USE NEW "DAZER-LASER"
SEATTLE –Â Police are using a new tool for law enforcement that neutralizes suspects by temporarily blinding them with a green laser.
NANCY PELOSI JOINS TEA PARTY CAUCUS
WASHINGTON –Â Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.
BP DISCOVERS OIL AT STONEHENGE
COUNTY WILTSHIRE – Archaeologists working for BP have made a startling new find at Stonehenge – oil.
GIDEONS PLACE STRIPPERS IN HOTEL ROOMS
LINCOLN, NE –Â The Gideons have expanded their hotel distribution system. In addition to bibles, they will now be placing a stripper in every hotel room.
SYLVESTER STALLONE SLAMS BATMAN
NEW YORK, NY – Sylvester Stallone has some bent up anger towards one of the most popular super heroes!
FARTING MAKES BOYS SMARTER
WASHINGTON – The Center for Education Policy has released the results of a study that proves conclusively that farting raises IQ levels in boys.
JAPAN PRIME MINISTER CRITICIZED BY WIFE
JAPAN – The prime minister of Japan won’t be counting on a bode of confidence from his wife!
MAYOR CORY BOOKER TO CUT TOILET PAPER
NEWARK, NJ – Faced with tight financials, one city mayor has decided to cut an odd supply!