GAULEY, WV – At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.
Monthly Archives: July 2010
SEATTLE – Police are using a new tool for law enforcement that neutralizes suspects by temporarily blinding them with a green laser.
WASHINGTON – Several days after Michele Bachmann won approval for The Tea Party Caucus in the House, Nancy Pelosi has announced she will join.
COUNTY WILTSHIRE – Archaeologists working for BP have made a startling new find at Stonehenge – oil.
LINCOLN, NE – The Gideons have expanded their hotel distribution system. In addition to bibles, they will now be placing a stripper in every hotel room.
NEW YORK, NY – Two news hosts have engaged in a war of words!
NEW YORK, NY – Sylvester Stallone has some bent up anger towards one of the most popular super heroes!
WASHINGTON – The Center for Education Policy has released the results of a study that proves conclusively that farting raises IQ levels in boys.
JAPAN – The prime minister of Japan won’t be counting on a bode of confidence from his wife!
NEWARK, NJ – Faced with tight financials, one city mayor has decided to cut an odd supply!