WASHINGTON, D. C. – Sen. Bill Waverly confused a crowd of supporters when he pledged “the phase-out of all voodoo rituals in the hallowed halls of the U.S. Senate.”
Monthly Archives: April 2009
GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.
ANN ARBOR, MI – The nearly-perfect preserved remains of a baby mammoth are being studied at the University of Michigan.
CARACAS – President Obama and Hugo Chavez met for the first time earlier this week. Yesterday, video surfaced of Obama telling Chavez to stop calling him.
NEW YORK, NY – Fashion retailer Forever 21 debuted a new line of clothing for plus-sized women, along with the lines’ special consultant: Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat!
RIO DE JANEIRO – An alleged shape-shifting UFO has been caught on film for the first time!
MUMBAI – Father of Slumdog Millionaire star Rafiq Qureshi attempted to sell his nine year old daughter for $300,000. Madonna has put in a higher bid, hoping to add to her collection of ethnic children.
PALM BEACH, FL – Twenty-one thoroughbred horses mysteriously died before a polo match on Sunday. What was the cause?
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
Taurus: It’s a wild and wacky time where money is concerned. Whenever you’re out of the home, look for wads of bills.