Category Archives: Politics
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.
Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election in 2012.
DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?
ATLANTA – Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly headed to North Korea to help with the transition of power.
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
LITTLE ROCK, AR – Bill Clinton wants to be President again and thinks The Constitution should be amended so he can run in 2012.
CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.