BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2012

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Category Archives: Politics

By Frank Lake on January 10, 2012

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.

By Hideaki Tailor on January 9, 2012

WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.

By Frank Lake on January 4, 2012

WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.

By Frank Lake on January 3, 2012

Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election in 2012.

By Frank Lake on January 3, 2012

DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?

By Frank Lake on December 22, 2011

ATLANTA – Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly headed to North Korea to help with the transition of power.

By Frank Lake on December 18, 2011

The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”

By Hideaki Tailor on December 12, 2011

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2011

LITTLE ROCK, AR – Bill Clinton wants to be President again and thinks The Constitution should be amended so he can run in 2012.

By Frank Lake on November 16, 2011

CANBERRA – President Obama, worried about the Australian threat, is deploying Marins to Australia.