MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
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DETROIT, MI – Aliens from Planet Zeeba are throwing their support behind Rick Santorum.
MIAMI – Newt Gingrich declared himself the winner of Florida and any reports contrary to that mean that Romney has stolen the election.
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
BREAKING – WWN has learned that Newt Gingrich is going to announce a switch to the Democratic Party and is throwing his support behind Barack Obama.
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.
Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election in 2012.
DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?