Bill Clinton endorsed Mitt Romney for President yesterday!
JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING
After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.
Politics
OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG
President Barack Obama’s pot smoking days have been given the Taiwanese animation treatment.
REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
LEPRECHAUN TO FIGHT OBAMA
On behalf of the Catholic church, the Leprechaun has challenged President Obama to a cage match!
ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
WHITE HOUSE UNVEILS NEW AMERICAN FLAG
WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag.
OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
OBAMA EATS ROMNEY'S DOG
WASHINGTON – The Doggy Wars between Romney and Obama escalated. Romney left his dog on his car roof and… Barack found a meal!
COLOMBIAN WOMAN: MY SERVICE IS NO SECRET
CARTAGENA, Colombia – The Colombian woman in the middle of the Secret Service scandal has spoken out.