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COOKIE MONSTER MUGS KIDS IN TIMES SQUARE
The Cookie Monster is mugging kids in Times Square!
CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
RED ARCS THREATEN TO DESTROY EUROPE
Glowing red arcs, invisible to the naked eye, may destroy Europe by June, 2013.
MEN ON “ENDANGERED SPECIES” LIST
Men are going extinct and scientists have now put them on the “endangered species” list.
BAT BOY UNCOVERED
Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
CHICAGO: MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP
Chicago passed a law requiring each household to own a gun as a way to keep crime down.
JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED
Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.
OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
