Author Archives: Tap Vann
NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
Katherine Webb and Kate Upton will compete against each other in Lingerie Bowl 2013
The violin played by Wallace Hartley when his band defiantly played as the doomed Titanic sank – was recently found.
The New York Jets signed the first female contract in the NFL. Lauren Silberman is their new placekicker.
TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
Russel Crowe saw a UFO whizzing over Sydney’s Royal Botanic Gardens earlier this week.