Author Archives: Tap Vann
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
Katherine Webb and Kate Upton will compete against each other in Lingerie Bowl 2013
The violin played by Wallace Hartley when his band defiantly played as the doomed Titanic sank – was recently found.
The New York Jets signed the first female contract in the NFL. Lauren Silberman is their new placekicker.
TRENTON, NJ – Chris Christie has followed the Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, and has banned hugging anywhere in New Jersey.
The Cookie Monster is mugging kids in Times Square!
Giddy weather forecasters say the blizzard this weekend will be so big – the entire earth will be covered in snow!
Russel Crowe saw a UFO whizzing over Sydney’s Royal Botanic Gardens earlier this week.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on March 2, 2013.
BREAKING NEWS: After Prince Harry’s Las Vegas fling, the Royal Family decided to pose for their annual Christmas card.